No winner this year

I was browsing Axcest.com - social networking site for the fairies, stumbled upon a male 'something' pageant contest. Well, I tried typing the word b a e u y t, be au ty, bau ety... you see, it just won't come out correctly.

If I may over exaggerate just a little bit, I literally stumbled and was inches away from getting hit by a truck. A very huge truck.

I believe this is the second time they're running the contest. And, oh... mother said I can't comment on how people look, but who gives a shit anyways? I mean, come on, I think the judging criterion needs some revision. Or perhaps vision correction for the judges... Out of the 17 contestants, probably only one or two qualify for the contest counting from below, but the rest of the fillers are just too obvious, the fillers. This is a total waste of time for the site members, waste of organizer's resources, waste of sponsors' funding and it contributes to network congestion! Plus, don't tell me Malaysians are of that kind of standard?? In Cantonese, we call it "toh sui kah" or "humiliating the entire family".

Enough said, for your viewing pleasure:

You Are 74% Vain

You're a little vain, but you also work hard for your good looks. Just remember, everyone knows you are a total hottie. You don't have to remind them.

How Vain Are You?

Damn it! This is ridiculous. I thought I would score 100%! The test is totally unfair and inaccurate.

Another Best Friend Signing Her Freedom Away...

We all believe that marriage is supposed to be *beautiful*, marriage is a compulsory stage of life, marriage is a brand new journey for two... To me, these stereotypical beliefs are slowly becoming more like fairy tales - somehow, it only happens or applies to certain couples in a certain way. Honestly, I can remember traumatizing stories of those surrounding me. So, if you need inspiration for marriage, forget it... I can only offer you real-life true stories as preparation for you to brave yourself taking one step ahead. And even myself don't get to host my wedding here, if only it happens one day.

Anyways, a friend just got married last weekend. And I was one of the bride's maids again. We traveled to Kuantan on Saturday, sent her off to the hubba's hometown at Mentakab. Had the earliest wedding dinner there, which started at about 3:00pm. As usual, we never missed the old-generation cabaret karaokes and towards the end there were a few drunkards on the stage singing songs (or tunes) that my grandparents wouldn't even recognize. Small town wedding... that's how it is.

It would be such a good idea to ban karaoke @ wedding ceremony in Kuala Lumpur. Or perhaps, strictly no uncles and aunties, because they only pay bloody RM10 and trailing behind them are 7 other family members. Free buff-fat!

Back to her wedding - tiring, but I'm really happy for her. I wish her all the best, and hope that's the right choice.

- Transforming into something *beautiful* -
- Forgot your ring? -
- Bride @ toilet break -

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The Dreamgirls

Here's my first entry, and of course gotta kick-off with something recent and *beautiful*.
Presenting, The Dreams...
Left - Lorrel Sarah Robinson
Right - Deena Herma Jones
Introducing, in the middle - Effie Unknown White
Taken at PD while we were ordering our food, and coincidently, they were in the same color and fitted the window so well.
I thought for a second, yeah... This is *beautiful*